Saturday, September 12, 2009

And the Onvelope Goes To...

I lost my place in the spelling be in 5th grade. I was so nervous, as it was, and then they said my word: "on-vah-lope." At least that's what it sounded like. If they would have said "en-veh-lope," I'd be in one of those three categories today. Hopefully not the "contributing nothing of value to society" one, though.

I spelled envelope with an "o."
And that's why I didn't finish college like the rest of my peers.

I was tardy to my 8th grade Algebra class a lot.
And that's why I've always struggled to check my oil levels in my car.

Don't you just love playing games with causality?

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